scumbagbraindotorg:

Alarm goes off, hit the snooze button! Here, have a dream about your morning routine so you can stay asleep.

nerdology:

Happy 35th Birthday Star Wars

I’m going to celebrate by watching the theatrical release tonight. How are you celebrating?

did-you-kno:

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cracked:

Would see.

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did-you-kno:

Source: The 7 Stages of Marriage: Laughter, Intimacy, and Passion.

did-you-kno:

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collegehumor:

Tortoise on Spinning Record

He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.

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(Source: reddit.com, via cracked)